The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

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Two handsome bucks are hiding in the bushes, right on the property - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

Our favorite spot: yeah, it's really that pretty on our Montana property. Watch the sun set is in front of you as you drive in! - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

One of our favorite evening-time activities at the Hohnstead - a fire pit, which is shared among all the guests and provides for a great place to meet and mingle. - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

A guest favorite -- the solar powered, gravity fed shower. It's a perfect summer amenity! A solar shower is exactly that - your showers are dictated by the weather and the temperature outdoors. - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

Once in a great while elk will make their way through the property, the noise is unmistakable. - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

We have plenty of outdoor games to keep you entertained at the Hohnstead. - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

When the sun goes down, its photographer's paradise in here! - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

We also host retreats. Get in touch to host yours! - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

We believe in enjoying nature to the fullest when you're in it, so we encourage you to go on hikes around the property, marvel at the stars at night, photograph what is around you or disconnect by taking part in our Digital Detox Challenge. - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

Wild turkeys, also spotted on the property. - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

A bit of magic at this already magical spot! - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

We've built our units to provide our guests with privacy yet the comfort of having shared spaces out of sight but nearby. You have the option of being completely unseen/unheard or come to the Commons Lounge to hang out, we're down for whatever! - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

Infinity Float - only 5 miles from the property. - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

KettleHouse Amphitheater - 4,000 seater concert venue - hosts dope acts like John Buttler Trio, Rebelution, Bon Iver, Alice Cooper, Sheryl Crow, Primus and more - only 8 miles from the property! - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

"Hike the M" is one of Missoulian's famous local hikes with an incredible view! - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

Did you know that Montana is #2 with the amount of craft breweries per capita? Missoula hosts at least 10 of them, just ask us which ones are worth visiting. - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

Bring your camera to the exciting Missoula Fair and Rodeo, you won't regret it. - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

We're conveniently located between Glacier and Yellowstone National Parks - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

Garnet Ghost Town - the best-preserved Ghost Town in Montana - only 40 minutes away from the property. - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

Upsata Lake - only 50 minutes from the property - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

Morrell Falls - around 4-5 miles roundtrip but moderate and the destination is totally worth it - so pretty! Only 1hr 20 mins from the property - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

Holland Falls hike is an easy/mild 2mi walk with continuous great views of Holland Lake! - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

Holland Falls - only 1.25 hrs from the property - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

5 miles away is a great photogenic spot for you and yours! - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

Only 3 hours away from the property is the magnificent Glacier National Park! - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

The most common thing we hear from our guests is that they wish they had stayed longer. So we've compiled this handy itinerary for your 5-day stay at The Hohnstead. Staying longer? We have days 6-10 available too, just send us a message. - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

You'll be surrounded by more than 100 acres of lush, Montana forest. - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

This is the Commons Area Lounge where you have access to a shared kitchen, which includes a shared fridge (with your own shelf space), stove, oven, sink, and various cooking utensils. There is also dining space, lounge space, WIFI and AC power. - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

All of The Hohnstead cabins are pet friendly, so don't forget to invite your bestie on vacation with you!
$25/pet fee applies for your entire stay. - The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres

Glamping tent on 100 forested acres

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1 Bedroom

0 Bathroom

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Overview

Welcome to the Hohnstead! Relive summer camps of yore at this transforming PET-FRIENDLY(*) glamping getaway, only 20 minutes outside of Missoula. Surround yourself with tranquility and wildlife as you enjoy pure simplicity inside this quirky and secluded dwelling. A solar outdoor shower, bathroom, and Wi-fi are within a 1-minute walk. Book now or add us to your wishlist!

"What a magical place, set in gorgeous lands, with amazing views, an experience not to be missed”

* pet cleaning fee +$25 PER PET (covers the entire length of your stay)

More images of the property are available @TheHohnstead on IG

Despite The Ranch hand being ON-GRID, there are certain concessions that we make in order to live on such a beautiful piece of property as this:

a) Solar shower facility is available and depends largely on the weather conditions. It is outdoors, which means that THE SHOWER HEATS UP FROM THE SUN. You must be flexible as the sunshine and the weather dictate your ability to take a shower (we understand that it's not for everyone, but that is how we live out here OFF GRID.)

b) The bathroom requires a short 1-minute walk to an enclosed outdoor bathroom. In the Commons Area there is a shared kitchen with a fridge, stove, oven, BBQ as well as WIFI, local info, games and books.

The night sky is full of stars like you've never seen before. Bring your camera to this picturesque spot!

c) Being in the mountains, we share the space with beautifully InstaGramable animals such as deer, elk, and bear. All that said, bugs, flies and the occasional mouse might drop by to say hello too. We do our ABSOLUTE BEST (fly tape, traps, poison, ancient Blackfoot Indian chants) to make sure you won't see them. However, If even the prospect of the sight or sound of the occasional bug or mouse puts a burr under your saddle, we kindly suggest that you book a chain hotel in the big city of Missoula.

Basically, this isn't your Grandad's Howard Johnson chain hotel experience, in this space and on this property you'll be reminded of the simplicity of life, the stillness of nature and the pureness of your routine being dictated by the sun.

Sleeping Configuration

"The" room

1 queen bed

Scenic views

Mountain view

Location

Mountainfront

Woods

Amenities

Full Kitchen

Hot Tub

Wifi

Shared spaces

Shared Hottub

Hot tub is communal and available to use in hour increments via our signup board.

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Activities

Mountain biking

Hiking

Walking

Suitability

Not Child friendly

Parking Included

Yes, communal parking available outside of the commons area.

Not Wheelchair Accessible

Directions

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Host

Alla & Garrett

Owner

Hey! We're Garrett and Alla and we're excited to host you at the Hohnstead!
When we're not designing the next Scavenger Hunt for our guests, sharing stories by the campfire, or hanging out in the hot tub, Garrett loves to brew beer, play hockey, "torment" our Yorkshire Terrier Slonik, while Alla loves to do yoga, dance Zumba, practice photography or share our trips and experiences on her travel blog

Email:	Click to show thehohnstead@gmail.com
Speaks:	English , Russian
Response rate:	100%
Response time:	within an hour

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Policies and Rules

Check In: 3PM - 11AM

Check Out: 11AM

No parties or events

Smoking Allowed

Please be VERY careful of where you smoke as we are drier than Satan's anus during the summer months. Also, 420 friendly.

House Rules

- If you're traveling with a pet, there's an additional fee of $35 for cleaning. 2 pets max, please. $25 PER pet
- Again, *NO OUTDOOR FIRES*. Montana is always just one spark away from ashy ruins :(

Liability Waiver:
You understand that staying on our property is at your own risk and that special risks may be involved with walking, hiking and staying in our units. You accept full responsibility for any bodily injury that may arise from walking, hiking and staying in our units. You understand there are potential dangers on being on this property for guests that have health issues, mobility issues or are intoxicated or using any kind of drugs or medication. You agree to be fully and solely responsible for any accidents you may incur to either yourself or other guests on the property. If you are traveling with a pet, damage caused to the property or physical damage to other guests by said pet is your responsibility. You understand the risks discussed above and agree that you will assume all responsibility for yourself and for the consequences of those in your party. You agree to waive any claim whatsoever against owners for accidents or claims arising from hiking or staying on this property. All Airbnb Guests in my party acknowledge and agree that they have read and understand this waiver and they acknowledge that confirming below constitutes a binding and enforceable contract between Guest(s) and Host. Not suitable for children and infants. No parties or events. Check-in is anytime after 3:00 PM

Payment Policy

$200 non-refundable deposit is due upon booking to lock up dates. Remainder due via Zelle 30 days before check-in

Cancellation Policy

1. Our rental season is very short. In order to protect ourselves against no-shows, etc (people that could have booked while you had these dates locked up but booked elsewhere), we require a $200 non-refundable reservation deposit with the remainder due 30 days via Zelle.
2. Staying on our property means you agree to the liability waiver mentioned in the listing. Guests are required to sign the same waiver located in the commons area when arriving on the property.

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