The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres
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Glamping tent on 100 forested acres
Hosted by Alla & Garrett
2 Guests
Other
1 Bedroom
0 Bathroom
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Pets are allowed
Yes, we do. 2 pets max, please.
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Overview
Welcome to the Hohnstead! Relive summer camps of yore at this transforming PET-FRIENDLY(*) glamping getaway, only 20 minutes outside of Missoula. Surround yourself with tranquility and wildlife as you enjoy pure simplicity inside this quirky and secluded dwelling. A solar outdoor shower, bathroom, and Wi-fi are within a 1-minute walk. Book now or add us to your wishlist!
"What a magical place, set in gorgeous lands, with amazing views, an experience not to be missed”
* pet cleaning fee +$25 PER PET (covers the entire length of your stay)
More images of the property are available @TheHohnstead on IG
Despite The Ranch hand being ON-GRID, there are certain concessions that we make in order to live on such a beautiful piece of property as this:
a) Solar shower facility is available and depends largely on the weather conditions. It is outdoors, which means that THE SHOWER HEATS UP FROM THE SUN. You must be flexible as the sunshine and the weather dictate your ability to take a shower (we understand that it's not for everyone, but that is how we live out here OFF GRID.)
b) The bathroom requires a short 1-minute walk to an enclosed outdoor bathroom. In the Commons Area there is a shared kitchen with a fridge, stove, oven, BBQ as well as WIFI, local info, games and books.
The night sky is full of stars like you've never seen before. Bring your camera to this picturesque spot!
c) Being in the mountains, we share the space with beautifully InstaGramable animals such as deer, elk, and bear. All that said, bugs, flies and the occasional mouse might drop by to say hello too. We do our ABSOLUTE BEST (fly tape, traps, poison, ancient Blackfoot Indian chants) to make sure you won't see them. However, If even the prospect of the sight or sound of the occasional bug or mouse puts a burr under your saddle, we kindly suggest that you book a chain hotel in the big city of Missoula.
Basically, this isn't your Grandad's Howard Johnson chain hotel experience, in this space and on this property you'll be reminded of the simplicity of life, the stillness of nature and the pureness of your routine being dictated by the sun.
"What a magical place, set in gorgeous lands, with amazing views, an experience not to be missed”
* pet cleaning fee +$25 PER PET (covers the entire length of your stay)
More images of the property are available @TheHohnstead on IG
Despite The Ranch hand being ON-GRID, there are certain concessions that we make in order to live on such a beautiful piece of property as this:
a) Solar shower facility is available and depends largely on the weather conditions. It is outdoors, which means that THE SHOWER HEATS UP FROM THE SUN. You must be flexible as the sunshine and the weather dictate your ability to take a shower (we understand that it's not for everyone, but that is how we live out here OFF GRID.)
b) The bathroom requires a short 1-minute walk to an enclosed outdoor bathroom. In the Commons Area there is a shared kitchen with a fridge, stove, oven, BBQ as well as WIFI, local info, games and books.
The night sky is full of stars like you've never seen before. Bring your camera to this picturesque spot!
c) Being in the mountains, we share the space with beautifully InstaGramable animals such as deer, elk, and bear. All that said, bugs, flies and the occasional mouse might drop by to say hello too. We do our ABSOLUTE BEST (fly tape, traps, poison, ancient Blackfoot Indian chants) to make sure you won't see them. However, If even the prospect of the sight or sound of the occasional bug or mouse puts a burr under your saddle, we kindly suggest that you book a chain hotel in the big city of Missoula.
Basically, this isn't your Grandad's Howard Johnson chain hotel experience, in this space and on this property you'll be reminded of the simplicity of life, the stillness of nature and the pureness of your routine being dictated by the sun.
Sleeping Configuration
"The" room
1 queen bed
Scenic views
Mountain view
Location
Mountainfront
Woods
Amenities
Full Kitchen
Hot Tub
Wifi
Shared spaces
Shared Hottub
Hot tub is communal and available to use in hour increments via our signup board.
Reviews
Activities
Mountain biking
Hiking
Walking
Suitability
Not Child friendly
Parking Included
Yes, communal parking available outside of the commons area.
Not Wheelchair Accessible
Directions
These directions are for planning purposes only. You may find that construction projects, traffic, weather, or other events may cause conditions to differ from the map results, and you should plan your route accordingly. You must obey all signs or notices regarding your route.
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Host
Alla & Garrett
Owner
Hey! We're Garrett and Alla and we're excited to host you at the Hohnstead!
When we're not designing the next Scavenger Hunt for our guests, sharing stories by the campfire, or hanging out in the hot tub, Garrett loves to brew beer, play hockey, "torment" our Yorkshire Terrier Slonik, while Alla loves to do yoga, dance Zumba, practice photography or share our trips and experiences on her travel blog
When we're not designing the next Scavenger Hunt for our guests, sharing stories by the campfire, or hanging out in the hot tub, Garrett loves to brew beer, play hockey, "torment" our Yorkshire Terrier Slonik, while Alla loves to do yoga, dance Zumba, practice photography or share our trips and experiences on her travel blog
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Email: | Click to show thehohnstead@gmail.com |
Speaks: | English , Russian |
Response rate: | 100% |
Response time: | within an hour |
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Policies and Rules
Check In: 3PM - 11AM
Check Out: 11AM
No parties or events
Smoking Allowed
Please be VERY careful of where you smoke as we are drier than Satan's anus during the summer months. Also, 420 friendly.
House Rules
- If you're traveling with a pet, there's an additional fee of $35 for cleaning. 2 pets max, please. $25 PER pet
- Again, *NO OUTDOOR FIRES*. Montana is always just one spark away from ashy ruins :(
Liability Waiver:
You understand that staying on our property is at your own risk and that special risks may be involved with walking, hiking and staying in our units. You accept full responsibility for any bodily injury that may arise from walking, hiking and staying in our units. You understand there are potential dangers on being on this property for guests that have health issues, mobility issues or are intoxicated or using any kind of drugs or medication. You agree to be fully and solely responsible for any accidents you may incur to either yourself or other guests on the property. If you are traveling with a pet, damage caused to the property or physical damage to other guests by said pet is your responsibility. You understand the risks discussed above and agree that you will assume all responsibility for yourself and for the consequences of those in your party. You agree to waive any claim whatsoever against owners for accidents or claims arising from hiking or staying on this property. All Airbnb Guests in my party acknowledge and agree that they have read and understand this waiver and they acknowledge that confirming below constitutes a binding and enforceable contract between Guest(s) and Host. Not suitable for children and infants. No parties or events. Check-in is anytime after 3:00 PM
- Again, *NO OUTDOOR FIRES*. Montana is always just one spark away from ashy ruins :(
Liability Waiver:
You understand that staying on our property is at your own risk and that special risks may be involved with walking, hiking and staying in our units. You accept full responsibility for any bodily injury that may arise from walking, hiking and staying in our units. You understand there are potential dangers on being on this property for guests that have health issues, mobility issues or are intoxicated or using any kind of drugs or medication. You agree to be fully and solely responsible for any accidents you may incur to either yourself or other guests on the property. If you are traveling with a pet, damage caused to the property or physical damage to other guests by said pet is your responsibility. You understand the risks discussed above and agree that you will assume all responsibility for yourself and for the consequences of those in your party. You agree to waive any claim whatsoever against owners for accidents or claims arising from hiking or staying on this property. All Airbnb Guests in my party acknowledge and agree that they have read and understand this waiver and they acknowledge that confirming below constitutes a binding and enforceable contract between Guest(s) and Host. Not suitable for children and infants. No parties or events. Check-in is anytime after 3:00 PM
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Payment Policy
$200 non-refundable deposit is due upon booking to lock up dates. Remainder due via Zelle 30 days before check-in
Cancellation Policy
1. Our rental season is very short. In order to protect ourselves against no-shows, etc (people that could have booked while you had these dates locked up but booked elsewhere), we require a $200 non-refundable reservation deposit with the remainder due 30 days via Zelle.
2. Staying on our property means you agree to the liability waiver mentioned in the listing. Guests are required to sign the same waiver located in the commons area when arriving on the property.
2. Staying on our property means you agree to the liability waiver mentioned in the listing. Guests are required to sign the same waiver located in the commons area when arriving on the property.
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The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres is a Other located in Bonner-West Riverside, Montana, United States. This Other is available for short term lodging and accommodates 2 guests
The Ranch Hand w/ hot tub on 100 acres has 1 bedroom, 0 bathroom and was listed on Houfy on Sep 2021
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