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Step back in time to a quiet, simple place to experience life for a while.
Cottage hosted by Kerry
4 Guests . 2 Bedrooms . 1 Bathroom

Overview

Vintage cottage with old school furnishings, like staying at grandmas place for the weekend. Our returning guests say it is like coming back home. We welcome you and your whole family including your fur kids home too! Located in the heart of the Endless Mountains of rural Susquehanna County. A great place to unplug and un wind from life.
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Sleeping Configuration

Green room
1 double bed
This is a light and sunny room with handmade, upcycled furnishings and heavy quilted bed.
Blue Room
1 double bed
A warm and cozy room with vintage maple furnishings including grandads cedar chest with heavy duvet's to snuggle with all winter.

Suitability

Pets Allowed
We welcome the fur kids if they are flea free and mannerly. We ask that they please be under control at all times due to potential dangers on a farm.
Smoking Allowed
Smoking is permitted on the patio, please use provided containers.
Parking Included
Off street parking is down a lane right to the cottage (out front) in mud season or snow, 4wd or AWD vehicles would be best.
Not Family/Kid Friendly
Not Wheelchair Accessible
Not Suitable for Events

Amenities

Washing Machine
Clothes Dryer
Hair Dryer
Linens Provided
Towels Provided
Heating
Ceiling Fan
Air Conditioning
Gas Fireplace (Indoor)
What we supply
All linens are included. Fully equipped kitchen. Toilet paper, shampoo, soaps, all utilities including WIFI
Patio
Gas Grill
observation deck for star gazing, campfire ring, walking trails, animal viewing area, u-pick gardens
High Speed Internet
Alarm
Full Kitchen
Stove
Oven
Fridge
Dishwasher
Microwave
Toaster
Coffee Maker
Cooking Utensils
Basic cooking utensils and cookware and dishes, etc.. are provided. We also like to welcome you to the country with fresh coffee beans and a grinder to make a perfect cup of morning coffee. Whole, organic milk and sugar is on hand. Sometimes we are able to share eggs if the hens are cooperative :)
Smoke Detector
Carbon Monoxide Detector
First Aid Kit
Fire Extinguisher

Seasonal Pricing

Minimum stayPer nightWeekend nightsPer weekPer month
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Directions

These directions are for planning purposes only. You may find that construction projects, traffic, weather, or other events may cause conditions to differ from the map results, and you should plan your route accordingly. You must obey all signs or notices regarding your route.
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1 guest
Adults
1
Children
0
Pets

Host

Kerry
Owner
We are easy going hippie types. Our land, gardens and animals are our lifes work and we are happy to share this glorious place with others.
Speaks: English
Accepts:
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Policies and Rules

Check In 2PM - Flexible
Check Out11AM

While we always try to be on hand in person to meet and greet, but we can direct you in with information for key accessibility in the event of a self check in.

Minimum age limit for renters: 21
House Rules
We do not mind if you smoke outside by using designated areas and disposal of butts. We love pets as much as you love yours, however we ask that they be supervised on leash or crated for their safety and ours. (This is a farm, and we have dangers that a loose dog could get into) WE also ask that you please be sure your pet is flea free. The rest of the rules are simple...please treat our place like you would grandmas place, be mindful of neighbors.
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Payment Policy
we book through airbnb services for your safety and our security.
Refundable Damage Deposit
there will be an inspection upon check out and any damages will be assessed and submitted with 24 hours of check out.
Cancellation Policy
strict cancellation policy of no refunds within 7 days of reservation.
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The Cottage at The Funny Farm is a Cottage located in Hop Bottom, PA, United States. This Cottage is available for short term lodging and accommodates 4 guests
The Cottage at The Funny Farm has 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom and was listed on Houfy on Nov 2017

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